Don’t Click Here!

AHAHAHA! I said not to click here, but you did anyway because you just couldn’t stand not knowing what would happen! You see what I did there?

Oh, I am such a trickster. I am just too much.

I suppose you want to know something about me, since that’s what is supposed to go in these places. Hmmmm. Well, we will do this interview-style, in the form of Likes and Dislikes.

Likes (in random order)

  • Finding humor in mundane activities
  • Making people laugh, and hoping to succeed
  • Capitalization, punctuation, good spelling, and good grammar
  • Teaching music (actually, anything involving music)
  • Destroying the disease of ignorance in the world
  • Being married to Husband
  • People who don’t take life too seriously (Calm the eff down and stop being so easily offended. It’s much better for your blood pressure.)
  • Being real with people and not having to censor my thoughts
  • Laughing so loudly that I make a scene

Dislikes (again, in random order)

  • People who constantly complain. Srsly. Shut the eff up and stop crying.
  • Lame excuses
  • Uptight people
  • Putting away the laundry (Can’t you just get your clothes from the dryer until they’re all dirty again?)
  • People who think that Music Education isn’t important (No, my class is not like another period of recess.)
  • Country music, or any music that isn’t authentic (Auto-tune. Just stab me. It would be more pleasant.)
  • Shoes with heels higher than 1″
  • People who are mean on the internet, just because they can hide behind a computer
  1. I’ve read a lot of your stuff, and I think we’re pretty much soul sisters. Not in the meaningful “I would die for you ” way, but more in a “we’re at a party in the corner getting drunk making tons of inside jokes people are staring at us and think we’re weird but we know they’re stupid ” sort of way. Can’t wait to read more.

    • I think I love you.

      Whoa, whoa. This relationship is moving far too quickly for me. I think I need a break. Okay, that was long enough. Let's go make fun of some more people, soul sister.

      Does that make anyone else think of "Lady Marmalade?" Excuse me; I have to go find my Xtina costume from 2000.

  2. FF – great stuff. I to have a laugh that stops people in their tracks and not in a good way. And, I just get the piece of clothing I need for the day directly off of the driving line on my balcony. Makes for some funny moments when my neighbor is out on his balcony in the morning doing tai chi. Can’t wait to read more.

  3. Facetious Firecracker, seriously, where ya been all my life?

    • Well, I would tell you, but I think that would destroy my anonymity. If my cat and your bat gravatars got into a fight, who do you think would win? Remember that mine breathes fire.

      • Phaw, it appears to be MS Paint fire. Mine has the power of flight. But I should also hope they would be allies. Let gravatar love rule the day!

  4. you are too funny! check out my blog: Hope you like it!

  5. read some of your stuff.. think to myself.. haha this guy is funny.. must find the subscribe button and click it..

  6. Excellent. *looks down at lady parts* Wait. I’m a guy?

  7. I’ve been enjoying your blog a lot and have nominated you for a couple blog awards! If you’re interested you can visit:

  8. Hello! I’ve nominated you for the one lovely blog award. Details below. I know you got one recently, but…oh well! 😉

  9. “Can’t you just get your clothes from the dryer until they’re all dirty again?” <–Haha good point! If only clothes didn't wrinkle. 😦

  10. The Offbeat Oddity

    I enjoy your blog so much, it’ s nice to see another music ed person like myself with an awesome personality. It seems like a lot of people in music (that I’ve dealt with ) are pretty uptight. So glad I found your blog!

  11. Elizabeth or Misplaced Texan

    You must check this out. As a music teacher, you’ll be inspired.
    Paraguay – Music

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